Ice cream

Comfort food that you can have any time of the year. "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream."

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

by alpaka fbi open up spies April 21, 2020

ice cream sesh

ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur friends and eat loads of ice cream and listen to music or watch a movie and talk/spill tea. not that complicated 🤷 ♀️

person: you wanna ice cream sesh?
also a person but could be an alien: yes indeed i do 😌

by babygirl call me daddy x April 25, 2020

Sea cream

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards

“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”

by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020

Cream Dev

There’s only One dev, To cream, Three words, For you. It’s Cream Dev.

Person 1: Cream dev, Crean dev, Cream dev...
Person 2 (joining in): ...CREAM DEV, CREAM DEV

by Cargon February 20, 2020

Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020