A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 12, 2022
Get the crack cookiesmug. "Nerd communities devastated by HRT like black neighborhoods and crack in the 80s. Sad to watch."
"Bill was never the same after taking nerd crack, he'd spend 12 hours a day on twitter fighting everyone and yelling at his parents"
"Bill was never the same after taking nerd crack, he'd spend 12 hours a day on twitter fighting everyone and yelling at his parents"
by iskam January 6, 2024
Get the nerd crackmug. by buffalowings49 October 26, 2025
Get the crackingmug. by ethandefinition December 4, 2019
Get the Crackingmug. A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
Get the Crack Spidermug. Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.
The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.
Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become
agitated if their path of travel is impeded.
A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.
Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become
agitated if their path of travel is impeded.
A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.
She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
Get the Crack Mantismug. I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.
by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020
Get the crack trackmug.