A hyperactive and gothic child who hates all men, but loves women. Has a great fashion sense and even greater humour but be warned her screams are deadly (adorable too though). Although she hates romance she loves her friends and is especially protective over them. She’ll bite any man who tries getting near them and spend hours long interrogating them. She’s also a tsundere and owns a pet spider that like her is very attracted to women.
Maru: SCREAMS*
Granny: who died?
Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!
Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.
Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.
Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
Granny: who died?
Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!
Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.
Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.
Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
by Granny666 January 1, 2023
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i have side bangs
i were skinny and rockstar jeans and studded belts
i paint my nails black (i can paint yours too)
i use :3, ^_^ XD 0-O
i have a mcr shirt
i have side bangs
i were skinny and rockstar jeans and studded belts
i paint my nails black (i can paint yours too)
i use :3, ^_^ XD 0-O
i have a mcr shirt
by lolz >3< May 4, 2023
Get the emo girl mug.A Dahoodian Emo is a sub-category style in Da Hood, usually wearing dark clothes and have messy hair, like a birds nest made from sticks. They also mainly have headless and korblox, but will mainly use headless so you cannot get a headshot. They use Revolver and Double Barrel, rarely using (Tactical) Shotgun. They have many enemies across the platform, but their main enemies are Newbies and Barbies. About 94.33% of Emos are male, and range from the ages 11-17. The rest of them are Females who range from the ages 10-16, as it is very rare to find one older than 18. They use insuls such as " ez ", "so bad", "son", and "L". They are easy to find in public server, very common to find. They are extremely toxic, and have a decent amount of skill. They random people off the bat if they want to, so they're pretty aggressive. They most likely are sweaty kids who have no life or just human beings that are bored.
Dahoodian Emo: *Randoms Newbies and other Dahoodians* EZ
Person 1: Hey, what type of Dahoodian is that?
Person 2: That's a Dahoodian Emo.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 1: Hey, what type of Dahoodian is that?
Person 2: That's a Dahoodian Emo.
Person 1: Oh...
by ownmike September 15, 2023
Get the Dahoodian Emo mug.Someone who doesn't consider the nuances of emo music as a genre, and always try to shut down the conversation about what bands are considered part of the genre or not. They always refer bands like American Football, The Promise Ring, The Get Up Kids, and other midwest emo bands as "true emo", and anything mainstream like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, and Paramore as "fake emo".
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
Emo Gatekeeper Copypasta: "Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene...
by SlytheEmo August 4, 2023
Get the Emo Gatekeeper mug.Synonymous with homophobic asshole and a product of being force-fed toxic masculinity by society. (These people mostly hate emos, more speciffically emo boys, because they think they're gay or feminine.) Generally Bigoted, egotistical pricks who think they're soooo cool and somehow better than emos because they wear Vineyard Vines hoodies and checkered vans (a trend they STOLE from emo fashion, mind you) and listen to DaBaby (or whatever the masses listen to) and make an appoint to be as toxically masculine as possible. Their opinions are uneducated and based on overrated, exaggerated stereotypes. (Not all emos cut, not all emos are depressed, not all emos complain about their lives and talk about wanting to die all the time, not all emos are gay-- but even if some are, who cares? You can shove your homophobia up your ass.) People like this obviously have inferiority complexes and are bored and/or dissatisfied with their own lives, as they feel the need to demean others and make their lives hell just for being "different" (even though emos aren't really different from anyone else and have no problem getting along with "basic" or "preppy" people; we just hate assholes.). (See bigot).
Emo hater: Go kill yourself, you emo faggot! Nobody gives a shit about you or your problems!
Me: Right, like I haven't heard that one before. Quit wasting my time, and come up with an original insult, you dickbag emo hater...and somehow I'M the pathetic one!
Me: Right, like I haven't heard that one before. Quit wasting my time, and come up with an original insult, you dickbag emo hater...and somehow I'M the pathetic one!
by Your angry, lesbian mother January 19, 2020
Get the Emo hater mug.Emo sex is when you and another emo whore has pathetic-sad-ass sex, while crying and listening to MCR
by CoCk AnD bAlL ToTuRE May 6, 2020
Get the Emo Sex mug.Emo guys are usually nice kind but can be rude to people who make fun of them we have a soft side too so don't make fun of us because of use being homosexual.
Emo guys especially a person who is overly sensitive and full of angst or adopts a certain style characterized by dyed black hair, tight t-shirts and jeans, etc.
by EmoDude7101 May 20, 2020
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