Jakie-poo

Very sluuty

Very attractive
Floof hair
Big d i think

“Jakie-poo i love youuu”

by The guy who licks banana peels April 21, 2023

fat poo

a fat poo is a black man before he shits him self

asshole you do a fat poo

by titty honker October 19, 2020

poo chi

The feeling or vibe that someone gets from doing a poo in a particular location. A high level of poo chi means it was a pleasurable
Poo experience

The poo chi in that rest stop was terrible - smelly and messy

The poo chi in the hotel room toilet was brilliant - so relaxing and enjoyable

by Teejaywill November 11, 2022

Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground

"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"

by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023

Poo

Sexy substance

Ooh that poo felt so good

by Diarrhoea July 21, 2019

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

Poo boy

The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.

Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.

by Gary Dave September 22, 2023