Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

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Pooey Vagina

1. This is a more offensive way to say "Shit Cunt".

2. Politically that correct way to say "Shit Cunt".

I don't know why my mum has to be such a Pooey Vagina all the time

Why are you being a Pooey Vagina

Fuck off you Pooey Vagina

by Samboidy October 11, 2019

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vagina shuffle

A dance in which the male shoves his penis into a women and tells her bounce

Oh baby fuck me with the vagina shuffle

by Ooberschnitzel June 22, 2015

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revolving vagina

A woman who returns to her ex boyfriend over and over even though she hates the way he treats her.

Jennifer continues to go back to her boyfriend like a revolving vagina.

by DM31 October 12, 2016

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A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

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