a flat emo

a cutting board

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"

by fvrgbthnrgfbdxbd June 4, 2022

emo ball

The foetal position assumed by a whiny emo kid when the hardships of every-day life become too overwelming.

After the hardship of a 3 hour shift at the local convinience store, the emo kid rolled up into the emo ball and emoned.

by NimrodFumbled August 1, 2012

Emo sex

When you both sad don't know what to do with yourself so he sticks it in your mouth as a team choke and cry .

We had emo sex

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020

Emo-ishness

A person that is emo (new stereotypical meaning) or acts emo.

She is wearing black and cuts herself, that is like an emo. (Emo-ishness)

by Christianwls August 21, 2012

Emo Sex

Emo sex is when you and another emo whore has pathetic-sad-ass sex, while crying and listening to MCR

Friend: woah why are you guys crying, and also why do you have a boner?
Me: we just had Emo Sex

by CoCk AnD bAlL ToTuRE May 6, 2020

Sunshine Emo

Somebody who does not look or act Emo™ but still is involved by either being in a band or listening to that style music. They will often be the standout happy one among their friends.

Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy would be considered a sunshine emo.

by PoweredByDietCoke July 13, 2018

Emo Flu

An illness suffered the day after going to a concert or music festival, especially Warped Tour, in the summer. Contracted by drinking from community water cups and being in close proximity to large groups of sweaty people.

I think I got the Emo Flu from the community water cup being passed down from the front row yesterday. It was just so hot and I didn't want to lose my place to see the All American Rejects.

by Poppunk12 June 11, 2021