Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hands or something similar on your freezing cold penis.

My penis was so cold I had to the cock crematorium to warm it up

by HughMongusCo February 14, 2022

Cock Blocked

To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.

Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.

by Americanplayboy69 April 6, 2015

Cock Blocker

a boy who stops his friend from gettin laid

Talking to a girl guy walks up

Hey Man!!!! Hows your aids <--- He's a cock blocker

by Bobby Laids alot May 26, 2009

cock mungler

A Male Or Female Who Likes To Suck A Fat Cock

Damn I cock mungler 24/7.

by cockmungler 707 July 17, 2009

Kenny cock

Motherfuckers named Kenny that’s got big ass meat; as in huge cock

Yo, I got me some of that Kenny cock

by PhishSoup November 17, 2021

cock wallopped

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.

'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'

by chisamosa April 9, 2005

cock ventriloquist

A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.

That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.

by tuber2112 September 2, 2011