Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis
by Gunnar Nastee December 02, 2011
A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)
by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 29, 2021
This christmas potato is very festive
by Windows Ben December 19, 2021
by Konoyaro Bakayaro October 16, 2015
by Tiffyboo March 09, 2018
when a unicorn walks up to your door, and waits for you to come out. Then it chucks a refrigerator at you so it rolls.
by natebug01 February 14, 2014