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Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.
Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."
by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024
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Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.
My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021
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potato

"My life is potato"
by PTM2019 January 15, 2019
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Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.
by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017
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Pitito Potato

Like tomato tomato but better. Pronounced puh-tee-toe puh-tah-toe
Person 1. Hello Fred

Person 2. Actually it’s spelt with a p
Person 1. Pitito potato
by Flem Flam December 30, 2024
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Potato

A food. However, often used by girls (below 18) to describe themselves. Some people use it as an edgy term, whereas others just use it to sound cute.
Youtube video: has a potato in frame for two seconds
12 year old girl: OH my gosh at 1:23 you can see me OwO
All of the replies: same queen
by Usernamehere444 June 30, 2019
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slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.
by gnostic3 December 22, 2021
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