May 28th

National Grab Your Girls Ass Day

Person 1: What are you doing

Person 2: It’s May 28th remember?

Person 1: Oh now I remember, your good

by HogRider7380 May 4, 2022

May 12

Tears Of The Kingdom release date

Why did you call in sick? You're perfectly fine!
It's may 12. I'm new game-sick

by Tactical Boneman April 27, 2023

May 24th

send an arch picture to your boyfriend

Wow my girlfriend just sent me a May 24th pic!

by chicken27281 May 24, 2024

May 6th

world ask daniel out day

Athena: Hey its May 6th - world ask daniel out day and u like daniel so go and ask him out
Shazam: Uhhh ok

Shazam: Sup daniel, will u go out with me
Daniel: Yes, i would love to <3

by master_fu_my_bestie May 5, 2022

29. May

On May 29. you have to punch every guy named Jakob.
Besides that, you also habe to give every Laurin you know 50 Bucks

Someguy: Jo Jakob today is 29. May
Jakob: F!

by Ludovicco3355 November 25, 2021

dit me thang may FPTU

It's an elevator bought just for show, not for students to ride

At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU

by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022

may 10

may 10 is the national kissing ur boyfriend of girlfriend day.

you have to do it, you have to show ur loved one that you love him/her.

“hey babe, you know what day it is?”
“it’s may 10?”
“yessir, come give me a kiss”

by sureyouare November 9, 2020