A Jacob

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob

Jordan told Tyler he was A Jacob.

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Rydah Jacobsen

A sexy man that gets all girls and will take yours

Rydah Jacobsen is sexy

by lilrydah October 18, 2022

Jude Jacob

often shorten to JJ. A JJ is a person that are a major jude even tho he claims not to be, but everyone can see he is because he is looking like a holocaust offer

Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022

Dirty Jacob

a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.

Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"

by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023

Dirty jacoba

When you put a shock on ur ex-husband and make your dog bark

Ernie was being a creeper so we hit him with a dirty jacoba

by Bobdose88 May 13, 2023

Ty Jacobson

A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.

-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!

-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up

-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue

-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 28, 2023

latte jacob

it is a special type of coffee where you combine cumfoam and an espresso shot.
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste

ohh dear i would love a latte jacob

by hansomeinit August 13, 2024