Law of 1/3rd

The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.

Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!

by crownman June 18, 2011

sunshine law

Opposite of “Murphy’s Law.”

When everything is falling into place. i’m

Inspired by the idea that we should recognize when everything is great.

“i got a new car, i aced my test, and i found 10 bucks on the floor. dude it must be sunshine law”

by btamm2698 December 21, 2020

half-aunt-in-law

1- Half-pibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-aunt.

half-aunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

BS from law

BS from law is that guy that somehow pulls a million women but cannot keep a single one.

He also does not pay for coffee.

"wow that dude is such a BS from law, he got ghosted by ANOTHER girl"

by BS from law May 2, 2023

Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"

You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.

by mr purple nz August 24, 2023

Ekul's Law

Ekul's Law: When a multiplayer video game is created, there begins an invisible timer that suggests that, as time passes, the game will introduce goofy/whimsical or ridiculous collaborative skins in order to financially support and stay relevant as a Live Service Game

In accordance with Ekul's Law, Call of Duty invetiablying created "Lilith" and "Inarius" operator skins, from Blizzard's popular MMORPG 'Diablo 4' in order to stay relevant and entice long time players to continue buying cosmetics to support their live servie multiplayer video game.

The law applies as Lilith" and "Inarius" are not military themed, and are both collaborative in nature, as well as goofy, as they do not match the military setting.

by DrCrustyKillz November 28, 2023

Laws

Really, all laws are made up, since they are a creation of humans.

When people tell you they can't make this stuff up in reference to laws being passed, they're full of shit, laws are made up and written all the time.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020