happy crystals

The crystalline form of methamphetamine

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!

by BekahBooVT July 15, 2019

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Happy

You are joyful about something

Random- How are you feeling today?
You- Im feeling happy!

by _(M0N$TER)_ March 4, 2022

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Happiness

A concept no one can grasp truly because we're all assholes.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I got a new car and couldn't be filled with greater happiness.
Guy 2: Dwight, you ignorant slut.

by TheGirlWithTheCurves January 22, 2019

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Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.

Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year

by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023

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What happened to happiness not being a metric for virtue? Oooooooooh. It's a metric when it's convenient. It's convenient when you can use it as a cudgel to disparage your opposition for their lack of it. Or your a priori presupposition that they lack it.

Hym "I still maintain that happiness is a warm gun but you see how full of shit they (not the jews in general but those people specifically) are? Just a second ago happiness isn't the thing you for which you should be striving. Like.... You have 100 videos of YOU saying that happiness is not a measure of virtue. And now you are using lack of happiness as evidence of LACK of virtue. You can't have it both ways. My proposition isn't even that you SHOULDN'T have kids. It's that having children is divorced from virtue in the way that happiness was divored from virtue... I mean, up until 69 second ago. You'd think you'd try to push back on the deceitful jew stereotype by... you know... not being deceitful... or not being a jew.... convert to MY religion. You don't get to be the intimation of God anymore but... You know there's good television for you to watch... 🤷 This is what the 'reality is perception' crowd is like. Reality isn't reality. Reality is how I'm framing it from moment to moment. Regardless of the lack of continuity in my speech. Look at him. Watch him. Watch him try to reframe it so he can have it both ways. Or just distance himself from the position until you forget and then use one or the other of the two opposing positions, whenever it's convenient."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

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