Upside down crockpot

When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand

Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night

by Blobby best May 18, 2019

Quigley Down Under

When a man and woman go to a fancier restaurant with a table cloth. The woman wears a skirt or dress with no panties or very skimpy panties for easy access. The man then performs oral sex on the woman in the restaurant under the table hopefully concealed by the table cloth. Preferably the man has facial hair with a mustache so pussy juice remnants are on the mustache when he bounces back up.

When Will got reservations at an upscale restaurant, Jill made sure she wore a skirt and no panties for a Quigley Down Under.

by Rugged Farmer December 9, 2019

The land down under

The aussiest song of aussies. Listen to it if you want a run down of australian culture

"Hey have you listened to 'the land down under'?"
"Indeed I have. I'm an aussie after all

by Do_I_Care August 27, 2019

Upside down jelly

The best lesbian sex position ever. You gotta just do it. Nothing else to it. It’s whatever you want it to be.

I did the upside down jelly with my girlfriend last night, best sex I’ve ever had.

by Papayaisgross March 24, 2020

Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.

So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.

by YAWA July 12, 2020

Mexican Ho-Down

This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.

Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.

by criminalbmx January 20, 2008

Wearing Me Down

When a man/woman has someone that is interested in them but the feelings are not reciprocated. Instead of moving on and finding someone new the interested man/woman sticks around. He/She will continue to do things for their crush like support them during other failed relationships, buying them things, trying to be around them a lot, taking them on dates that "aren't really dates". They might continue to profess their feelings for said crush over and over persistently until the crush realizes that there is no one out there that is more perfect for them than the person that they have been rejecting. Then and only then have They have been wore down.....

I kept telling him I didn't like him like that, but I think I am changing my my mind. He is wearing me down.

by RoxanneRoxanne March 9, 2018