A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?
Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
by Quickbrother August 21, 2019
A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".
by funnyinternetuser927 May 30, 2023
by Sgt. Duclbutter January 30, 2017
by STINKY WAFFELS04 January 10, 2022
A man with a huge fucking cock. This man has all the bitches and and is very good looking. is very good at b02
David Lamar Haynes jr is a god
by im_david November 22, 2021
David Williams is a very muscular sport teacher in whitmore high school. He goes by the name Dolph due to his squashed up nose and close resemblance to the rocky character. Dolph specialises in showing off his calf muscles and doing dead lifts in front of year 7s. He is often found roaming around the school car park in shorts while he shoes off how hard he is by wearing shorts in the snow. Dolph especially loves shagging his students' nan. Dolph would never miss an opportunity to exercise his calves.
by Whitmore is shit September 08, 2020
A David Grigg is the raddest fucking dude alive. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. No situation is so good that adding a David Grigg won't make it better. They are the epitome of cool but also have a sweet side as a kicker.
Jacko called in sick for work so he could help me move house. And he turned up with a slab so we could sink a few in the new joint to christen it. Hes such a David Grigg
by Bazza the Blacksmith March 24, 2021