Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Roll Call

Roll call is a mandatory meeting for your car. When the shot caller tells everyone to go out to the yard, you have to show your face or lose the protection and respect of your car.

“The shot caller called the whole car out to the yard for roll call.”

by mybeccca October 2, 2024

Fat Dick Boy Called Eric

The best geezer in the world (factually)

"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."

by fat dick boy called eric November 21, 2023

Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'"

Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'"

Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed

quite the short brown man called qasim of you

by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022

Call of Duty

The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.

Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”

by Fleatings May 8, 2020

finger butt call

an unintentional call made on a cell phone while doing something else (looking for a number,checking a message)

"who was that"
"oh, it was my mom. she was trying to take a picture and she finger butt called me.

by candy handy September 20, 2009