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Peanutbutter and Banana 

The sexual act of using peanut butter as lubricant for a frozen banana dildo. The male then eats out all of the peanutbutter from the woman's vagina by engaging in cunnilingus.
Guy 1: Dude, your mom offered me to peanutbutter and banana her.
Guy 2: But wait, she's allergic to peanuts!!!

I peanutbutter and bananaed my girlfriend last night and it tasted so good!

Peanutbutter and bananaing is a perfect way to get your daily dose of protein!
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Chocolate Coated banana 

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.
Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"

is that a banana in your pocket? 

When a guy thinks your beautiful at Halloween Horror Nights.
When a pretty girl walks by a long line of drunk men trying to get in the cabin in the woods haunted house and a drunk guy says, "is that a banana in your pocket?"

Chocolate coated banana bender 

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

electrical banana 

ur such an electrical banana!!
electrical banana by me November 19, 2003

electric banana 

at camp y-noah in clinton, ohio the "electric banana" is the awesome electric powered wagon-looking car that Wolfy drives around while delivering pop stop to the units.
"you broke the electric banana!"
"no, no you just push the horn and hit the pedal" (beepbeep)
"is it out of gas?"
"NO!!! ITS ELECTRIC!"
electric banana by brebaby August 14, 2007

The Banana Phone

When you stick you foot into someones vagina and then squeeze their uterus with your toes.
i cant feel my legs because my boyfriend Banana phone'd me last night
The Banana Phone by Tomicide November 19, 2004