Apple-ing

If someone 'Apples', is 'Apple-ing' or a game is 'Appled'. It means that the game has been broken by the player purposefully or accidentally while attempting to do something important within the game.

Person 1: 'Did you see that he appled Little Nightmares?'
Person 2: 'Yeah! He apples every single game he plays.'
Person 3: 'Why does he do so much apple-ing?!'

by athyena July 18, 2024

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Apple

A phone company that thinks a better camera is a top priority.

I heard Apple made a new iPhone, but it probably just had a camera improvement…again…

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

Apple Peeler

Someone who is known for the act of flaying their malus pulima — offensive to those who are against this practice (derogatory)

You're such an Apple Peeler

by biscuit munch April 8, 2025

How about that apple

A personal twist on the expression “how do you like them apples?

“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase

Nonchalant dude: “You said I wouldn’t pass that calc final.”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”

by Goosebutmakeitsilly April 20, 2025

apple math

Apple's version of math.

8 gb of ram > 16 gb of ram according to apple math!

by samsungpeasant64 April 24, 2025

Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025