When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024
Get the Trans-American Slip n’ Slidemug. Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.
by J1Sauce/BallerKing June 5, 2024
Get the Italian Americanmug. 1) The acting and mannerisms that put 1st world wants in front of other human’s well being or life.
2) The ignorance in which you feel everything and everyone should revolve around your feelings.
2) The ignorance in which you feel everything and everyone should revolve around your feelings.
Person 1: “Wow, look at all those people standing in the middle of street demanding the government to open the state.”
Person 2: “Yeah looks like they got a hard case of Americanism.”
Person 2: “Yeah looks like they got a hard case of Americanism.”
by Scoundrel 2-1 April 28, 2020
Get the Americanismmug. You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !
Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
by K.wh September 27, 2023
Get the American public schoolsmug. by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022
Get the american double barrel piledrivermug. An irrational belief held by Americans that the U.S. is superior to other nations, particularly European countries, despite evidence of high crime rates and mass poverty levels, where 75+ million citizens cannot afford basic living costs like rent, groceries, healthcare, yet still defend the nation emotionally to save face and cope.
This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
by CravingCinema December 26, 2024
Get the American Derangement Syndromemug. by anonymous July 1, 2023
Get the the American eggrollmug.