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American Eulogy

A song by Green Day on the album 21st Century Breakdown. This is the best song ever and if you tell me otherwise, Bill Gates will be found in your walls
Sing us a song of the century, songs like American Eulogy.
by worldfamousdish June 4, 2024
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American Virgin

Someone who has never had a hook up, one night stand, or a Friend With Benefits. Different from the forms of physical virginity and means never having had casual/party sex.
"Hey do You think that Martha is a virgin?!"

"No, she got married very young but she is probably an American virgin though."
by UKBlumpkinKing June 29, 2025
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American rubber

Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil
by Datboii2344 July 16, 2023
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Native American Pawner Challenge

The Native American Pawner Challenge (N.A.P. Challenge) is when a Young Adult 18-24 (Must be Unemployed) pawns their most prized possession (Jewelry or item with a value of $200+) and spends all of the money on Marijuana, having only 24 Hours to smoke all of the weed (Can only use a Ceremonial/Peace pipe) and gather enough money to buy the Pawned item back. The Challenge ends when the item is in the player’s hand, and the time is marked.

Rules include:

- No borrowing money to repay the Pawn Shop

- After 24 hours, the item shall not be bought back

- If the Pawn Shop is closed for any particular reason, and you are not able to grab your item, the challenge is lost.

- Must be high for the entire 24/25 Hours

- Must choose one person to get high with (Wing Man), and one person to help you get to where you need to go during the challenge (Chauffeur).

-If the player smokes with an authentic peace pipe (Peace Journey) and/or get’s their dog/cat high and brings them along for the journey (Loyal Companion Journey), they will gain a 60 minute extension to the Challenge.

If the player completes the challenge authentically, They will be given a medal (chosen and bought by the Wingman and Chauffeur) and a picture of the crew (may be taken after or before the challenge is complete).

If the Player completes the challenge, after Completing the Peace Journey OR The Loyal Companion Journey, their peace pipe will be decorated, or their pet of choosing will gain a metal.
After Kennith (WingMan) and Trevor (Chauffeur) helped me pick up Phoenix (Cat) from my home, I was glad to know that I had an extra 60 minutes to complete the NATIVE AMERICAN PAWNER CHALLENGE and get back to the pawn shop after I make my money.

My cat handled his weed better than the Wingman.
by Phoenix Ludwig November 4, 2020
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American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.
Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.
by Glarfl January 25, 2024
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american armed forces

the American armed forces will fight for any area that has oil to be "taken"
by Teevee360 February 1, 2017
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The American Cubicle

Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.
"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."
by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017
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