To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

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Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

The Murray Juxtaposition by anonymous June 3, 2022

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The Murray Juxtaposition

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

The Murray Juxtaposition by anonymous June 3, 2022

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The Dirty Jetnil

The act of looking at yourself naked in the mirror, with your head between your legs, and fisting yourself until blood draws

My mom walked in on me performing The Dirty Jetnil... Safe to say i'm going to be grounded for a little while

The Dirty Jetnil by Xxx gay boy 123 February 11, 2023

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