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Flooding the Tunnel

Pissing inside a girls pussy while having sex.
I flooded the bitches tunnel last.
Flooding the Tunnel by KMarK November 12, 2003

Emma the Troll 

Emma Mary Ann McMunagle, she often spends her time drinking wine and moaning loudly while eating any goats that dare cross her bridge
Look out when crossing that bridge or Emma the Troll might get you.
Emma the Troll by Culv May 20, 2009

better than a kick in the tits 

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

stuff the turkey

A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"

key by the three 

These two definitions are both right. In the popular T.I. song, What You Kno, T.I. uses a metaphor to bring together the act of sellin cocaine three kilograms (keys) at a time with the act of calling to arrange the deal. When he says "key by the three" he is stating that he has three keys of cocaine and also that he is using his nextel to arrange the deal.
"I gotta key by the three, when i chirp shawty chirp back"
T.I.--What You Know