by shejdhsjd February 14, 2024
"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."
by chudwilleatyourbaby October 23, 2018
1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.
Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Nazi punching
Verb
Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”
Verb
Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”
by Notalexjones October 18, 2018
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025
I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza
by Steve Beats October 09, 2019
When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
by PedroOpposume June 01, 2021