The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having played video games for too long
Older video games like "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" (1990) originally had concise (short) durations due to technological limitations at the time, but they're now used by children to "survive" screen time limits on gaming imposed by their parents. Can't imagine Mom having said, "Go play outside," while they're still stuck in watching the cutscenes of modern-day AAA video games.
by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025
Get the go play outsidemug. When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024
Get the Playing turtlemug. adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)
Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."
by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021
Get the kiddie playmug. 
Get the playmug. Is it just the trans though, Louise? You have it too, by the way. The scent. It's faint but it's there.
Hym "Don't YOU also need ME to play along as well? With your social economy? I need to play long and agree that your kids lives have some sort of inflated existential value... The artificially inflated value of sex... Inflated value of women... Shit, even the inflated value of MEN! I have to play along with inflated self-worth delusion of some fucking retard in the hopes that one day someone will sign off on my escape from subsidiarity... And finally... I'LL be justified in acting out a status delusion of my very own... AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY ALONG! Am I not expected to affirm your status in the same way you're expected to affirm their gender? Isn't it incumbent on me to play along so we can all get along? Well... Not really get alone so much as slave beneath you indefinitely to keep society functioning while you throw yourself at fat-cocks but you get the picture. Let see... What else? I'll think of more. For now, I think I've made my point."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2023
Get the Play alongmug. by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021
Get the Cylinder playmug. 