penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Penis Valuer February 22, 2009

Penis Game

A game where 2+ people take turns saying "penis." The first to chicken out or get caught loses.

Person1 wanna play the penis game
Person2 penis
Person3 Penis
Person1 PEnis
Person2PENis
Person3PENIs
Person1PENIS
Person2PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Detention

by ManBlo April 9, 2018

horseshoe penis

A horseshoe penis is one that completely bends around and aims at the owner.

Pegrum got with this girl, but instead of jizzing on her, his horseshoe penis ended up jizzing on himself.

by guglido April 12, 2008

Jesus Penis

A term often yelled when either in a great debate, and or a pissed off mood.

Dawson: "Jesus Penis! These scrotum licking daddybag bitches keep reaming my rim in Halo!"

Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"

Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)

Shawn: "Love you hubby."

Dawson: "Love you too hubster."

by Dawsy Boi September 21, 2011

Penis Whistle

A penis whistle is when you blow into your victims penis and the sound of a whistle comes out there arsehole.

i will give u a penis whistle if u dont shut the hell up!

by merpderpp December 23, 2010

Penis poop

When your dick is hard and you are nutting in her ass and then you pull out your dick and there is a piece of shit on your tip

I fucked her and then realized I had penis poop.

by Stampeydude83 October 28, 2018

Turtle Penis

a penis that looks like a turtle because they have not been circumsized.

Turd Ferg has a turtle penis.

by pinchewey June 26, 2010