Clipboard Monkey

Person who holds a clipboard outside nightclubs with a list of names who are on the guestlist.

That Clipboard Monkey reckons she's of some sort of importance because she stands outside a nightclub all night with a list of names.

by chopra28 December 27, 2013

Shit Monkey

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies

I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.

by Bunkups March 11, 2015

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, the government should not be responsible for you injuring yourself.

by Sexydimma April 14, 2015

microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller October 12, 2015

Monkey Wrenchin It

To fuck up a situation purposeful or not

You're monkey wrenchin it for me and I don't appreciate that.

by Catirandafly November 3, 2016

itchy monkey

A horny woman who really wants the D.

Sally has an itchy monkey, look at how she looks at Steve.

by Cloverfield December 12, 2016

Tire Monkey

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.

"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."

by Racial Tension December 15, 2016