A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
Get the Anal Virgin Marymug. Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
Get the Tarzan and Mary Janemug. mari is a Xbox player who love to get money and chill he is a Zoe , and he has motion he's also one of the loyalist boys i know
by bckey March 27, 2022
Get the marimug. dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!
by soodoedum October 16, 2019
Get the mary kachowskimug. Mary is an angel sent to the world to test humanity. She is too good for this world and usually lands in trouble because of her mystical and magical powers that others can’t understand. Never mistreat her or take advantage of her.
The Virgin Mary is a goddess
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
Get the Marymug. A sexy girl with big boobs and ass that is a party girl. Is destined to date a Jackson, Jacob or Jeffery. Is a great friend and will be always on your side no matter what. Not afraid to throw a punch, insult or be sassy at anyone. Popular in a good way. Stay out of her way or come on into it. She was or may not care.
by CinderellasPrince444 February 18, 2017
Get the jocelyn marie phelpsmug. by user12532 November 12, 2013
Get the haley marie campfieldmug.