Seat Meat

The person or persons attached to your project of group assignment that provides absolutely no value to the activity other then keeping a seat at the table warm.

Person 1: "Maybe we should ask Jason to do that."
Person 2: "Don't waste your time. He is just seat meat."

by Man in the White Coat March 9, 2017

Meat Curtains

Meat Curtain- A fat and/ or stretched out pussy.

When I first saw Melissa my heart skipped a beat, after a couple of minutes of dating she let me pound her meat curtains.

by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 18, 2018

Meat fist

When a No talent motorcycle rider pins the throttle without regard to reality/traction or making a controlled motion to attempt circle the racetrack. Like a dog going after a ball. Meatfist meat fist usually with bad results.

Did you see street bike Tommy meat fist it over the foam pit and land on the skid steer? Epic fail

by Brand-dog August 2, 2018

meat shoppe

a meat shoppe is a gay fudge packer porn shop, only gay SHNITS and viagra boys use, usially found on the outskirts of a town or island.

gay porn store

fuck wong! get out of the meat shoppe, you basher

by J-BOMB January 27, 2004

Mixed Meat

Some of the queerest motherfuckers in MD. These gayboys are those who are bi-racial (half black/half white) and often just straight up black kids searching for their identity among the other 6 black people in MD outside of Baltimore. The Mixed Meat squad likes to smoke alot of weed and occasionaly get arrested for robbing drug dealers or petty shoplifting. They are the scum of the earth and no one likes them except themselves.

Q: Who are those douche bags over there acting all cool?

A: Oh, just some Mixed Meat fucking retards.

by I hate Westminster January 21, 2011

Meat Pistol

A catch in by a receiver American football when both the receiver and defensive back go up for the football, and the receiver embarrasses the DB and comes down with the football....and vice versa.

Did you see Randy Moss's Meat Pistol over Aaron Ross?

by Ghamin December 13, 2009

HORSE MEAT

we all love HORSE MEAT you should try MOOMEAT it is good too.

Samara visited me this weekend. but she left early since my room was too bright and dry for her taste. she prefers the well instead.

by that hottie ova there >>> June 18, 2003