Jake Marston

A sexy beast with a 14 inch horse cock.

I got fucked by a Jake Marston.

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021

jakes

police

As soon as we hopped on the eway, the jakes aint even wanna chase no more.

by liluncgettingtothefetti February 8, 2022

im jaking it

A meme originating from an edited screenshot of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, featuring a suggestive and awkward pose with exaggerated sound effects (like clapping) in the background. The phrase "I'm jaking it" is humorously spoken by Jake in the meme, playing on crude humor and absurdity. It is typically used to reference a silly or inappropriate situation, often in a deliberately exaggerated and comedic way.

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: " im jaking it."

by 🥀🥀💔💔 April 28, 2025

Jake

Likes to sniff carpets and has a man-gina and is a goblin gooner

Hi jake
Jake: *sniffs carpet*

by user12916286271 October 7, 2025

jake

so basically, hes a guy who never has time for study groups and doesn't give cranes ig

A jake will say "what do you mean by study group" "i don't have tome for those"

by N.A and KA and A.S via insta November 2, 2021

Jake+Aric

Real niggas. That's it

An that song so jake+aric.

by Holbrark February 5, 2017

Jake

A person who has a crush on a girl named Aarina. They are "enemies" but secretly love each other. He is a bully and a demonic fireball.

"Omg he is such a jake!"

by meh_idk February 2, 2022