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House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.
I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.
by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021
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Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.
Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.
by Claymax2 April 24, 2023
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harden porn

Person who wants to suck off James Harden, since he so ass at basketball.
by Hard-en May 29, 2023
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scorn porn

any pornographic material that aims to provoke negative emotions from viewers, usually through the practice of mentally or physically mistreating someone
Acts like Princess Fierce, The Mistress B, and Princess Miki Aoki are producing scorn porn in order to make quick money while it mentally damages viewers.
by rocklegendlives January 5, 2024
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Porn

Family friendly films for you and your parents to watch.
by Big pussy 101 February 2, 2021
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porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.
Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
by pizarol April 23, 2023
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porn

why r u searching this🤨
urban dictionary is making me put an actual meaning so uh its some really bad stuff and omg it makes me put the word…porn
by i am g o d August 29, 2023
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