I want to die

A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed

P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022

I mean, it's alright

When you dislike or youre highly disappointed in something.

I mean, it's alright. I've had better in a school cafeteria.

by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022

Am I gay?

If you are looking this up as a genuine question, yes. You are very much gay. Infact, you're the gayest of the gay.

Most young gay people look this up, even if they know they probably are.

Kid: Searchs "am I gay?" into google
google: you are the gayest of the gay for looking that up

by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021

Well, I never!

A very British and gentleman way of sounding offended and scandalized.

Bob: Lady, you're ugly as sin, if Boris Johnson and you were in a beauty contest, he would clearly win.

Jane: Well, I never!

by Ricardo58 July 3, 2021

i h8 u

A funny way to spell "i hate you"

i h8 u is a better way to spell i hate you

by claustrophobic chicken February 6, 2005

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.

1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.

by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

I love you

a term that can be used for both romantic and platonic relationships

“You’re my brother, I love you.” -Keith Kogane, to his older brother/mentor, Shiro.

by Yoranceiscanonking June 25, 2018