When daddy ask you to play Santa, but you walk away so he fallows you outside and she’s a Christmas tree up your ass.
by Theone981 April 22, 2018

by Slovenize November 1, 2023

Happiness: Something that you, yes YOU, deserve. I know it may be hard to find reasons to be happy, but you ARE worth it and you DO deserve to feel joy. You are talented, beautiful, handsome, appreciated, and amazing. Be you proudly, and don't be afraid to take the things that make you happy in life.
Happiness is soaring through the clouds, where no one and nothing can stop you or hold you back.
Happiness is sitting with those you care about, laughing as you pass a tray of cookies around a warm fireplace.
Happiness is achieving that dream you worked so hard for.
Happiness is you.
Happiness is sitting with those you care about, laughing as you pass a tray of cookies around a warm fireplace.
Happiness is achieving that dream you worked so hard for.
Happiness is you.
by SnowyHeights :) December 3, 2020

by Lol 🦐 March 3, 2021

The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021

Love and happiness is a great feeling. When you feel love and happiness you should definitely give someone a hug
by aleks_lif May 20, 2017
