by Sophia_Lol June 17, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairsmug. When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.
Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!
What’s that?
Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!
What’s that?
Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
by epiwonk January 27, 2023
Get the Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)mug. A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.
-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.
by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024
Get the Asher’s Hairmug. An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
Get the Ass-Hair Mulletmug. Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.
by Funnyaj22 April 17, 2023
Get the hair gellingmug. A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.
by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021
Get the barn hair don't caremug. by savethedinos April 20, 2024
Get the National kiss a purple hair girlmug.