When you take a poo but there is no evidence
Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”
Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP
Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing
Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”
Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP
Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing
Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020
Get the ghost phantommug. The act of inserting multiple ghost peppers in one's rectum, spinning around in circles legs wide open blasting/shooting the ghost peppers out.
Yo I was this girl and she hit me with one of her ghost peppers whilst hitting that Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper
by DavieWavyGhostPepperFarts July 7, 2025
Get the Californian Symptomatic Ghost Peppermug. ghosting is the act of someone ending all communication either in person or on social media. Ghosters are usually insecure pricks who are too immature to actually talk about how they feel.
"hey he blocked me on snapchat and wont answer my calls what do you think is going on?"
"sorry babe but he's just ghosting you dont waste any time or energy on him."
"sorry babe but he's just ghosting you dont waste any time or energy on him."
by bumbl3b33 February 13, 2022
Get the ghostingmug. When you mutually ghost each other by not following up on a loose promise to make plans.
Often seen in the context of saying “we should catch up” or promising to get coffee when both parties clearly never want to speak to each other again.
Often seen in the context of saying “we should catch up” or promising to get coffee when both parties clearly never want to speak to each other again.
Petrina: Kali and I were supposed to get our nails done but then neither of us mentioned it ever again.
Kate: you totally co-ghosted each other.
Kate: you totally co-ghosted each other.
by WhiteShadow69 January 3, 2023
Get the co-ghostmug. by ThisCup September 19, 2022
Get the Ghost Flexmug. The phrase "stabbed by ghosts" is used to describe intense, sudden pains that have no apparent cause, often likened to phantom pains. These sensations can be sharp and startling, as if an invisible entity is causing harm.
"Man, my leg's been killing me all day. It's like I'm being stabbed by ghosts or something!"
"Ever since I injured my shoulder, I get these random sharp pains. It's like I'm being stabbed by ghosts."
"Ever since I injured my shoulder, I get these random sharp pains. It's like I'm being stabbed by ghosts."
by DookieDuu June 24, 2024
Get the Stabbed By Ghostsmug. a term used for people who tend to feel left out or excluded from every conversation despite being there in the condition as a living human being.
Person 1: "I was thinking of maybe we can-"
Person 2: "Hey did you hear about the party last night?"
Person 3: "Yeah! Shit was so rad like-"
*and so person 2 and person 3 bicker about everything as person 1 erases the plans they want to do with their friends together.*
Person 1: Well shit never known I was a human ghost all along lol, this sucks.
Person 2: "Hey did you hear about the party last night?"
Person 3: "Yeah! Shit was so rad like-"
*and so person 2 and person 3 bicker about everything as person 1 erases the plans they want to do with their friends together.*
Person 1: Well shit never known I was a human ghost all along lol, this sucks.
by melnusghost September 29, 2025
Get the human ghostmug.