Uncle Fucker Incident 

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident

Uncle Fucker Incident by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023

Scallop-fucker 

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.

Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers

Scallop-fucker by SaltyTomato1 November 29, 2023

Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

Fist Fucker by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

nephew fucker 

A male homosexual

Dennis: You know Adam?
Mark: Yeah, he's such a nephew fucker and a rock spider. I don't like him.

nephew fucker by EvanC7 December 17, 2023

Fly Fucker 

When your penis is so small it can fuck something the size of a fly.

Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"

Fly Fucker by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom December 30, 2023

Lil Fucker 

When you call someone a Lil Fucker it means your calling someone a short guy annoying as fuck or they are just so dumb you can’t explain it.

“Oh my days your such a lil fucker”

Lil Fucker by MR RANDOM. November 26, 2024

Lil Fucker 

Calling someone a lil fucker means your either calling someone short and annoying as hell, or a dwarf thats just really dumb.

“you are such a lil fucker!”

Lil Fucker by MR RANDOM. November 26, 2024