one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

I like you like a younger brother

She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.

"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"

"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Life span of a dumb brother

Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells

Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there

The life span of a dumb brother is 23yrs

by Rebelsupreme May 5, 2023

Kris Wu is Syafinaz Binte Zainal rich brother.

Kris Wu is Syafinaz Binte Zainal rich brother.

Kris Wu is Syafinaz Binte Zainal rich brother.

by naeun10 May 23, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Dejame Tranqilo Brother, What The Fuck Tranquilo Dejame<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

mr. brothers

Best teacher on the planet. Carries the entire school. His sense of humor>yours. Thank you Mr. Brothers!! 💪🏻

Student 1: I have history next period
Student 2: with Mr. Brothers?
Student 1: yup
Student 2: lucky…

by Ihatepicklesonlyonthursdays February 14, 2022

Syakeel always say go away to Shan his Brother and make him cry

Syakeel always say go away to Shan his Brother and make him cry

Syakeel always say go away to Shan his Brother and make him cry

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023