starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020

Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar

“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”

by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023

Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her

Omg my car came in a car crash omg

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.

Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.

by MoxieB May 3, 2009

car

another way of saying "cat", typically used by Gen Z and Gen Alpha on Instagram reels, YouTube Shorts, and TikTok.

reel: *shows a sad cat*
*Instagram reel comment: "someone give that car a hug right now"

by theheem February 13, 2025

car

a silly cat

Cat: meow
Person: OMG A CAR HES SO SILLY

by hammybugs November 22, 2023

national car day

April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.

me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”

by Grant Green May 8, 2022