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Reversed Vagina

The opposite of a vagina. (It's a dick) (it's a "The Office" refference)
I think I have a reversed vagina.
by Jimmy Halpret February 7, 2019
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Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).
Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.
by AyandesS, baby. Who else? December 12, 2012
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vagina sleigh

A sleigh with vaginas everywhere creaming.
Hardballs: "YO JAQAVIUS SANTA GOT ME A VAGINA SLEIGH FOR CHRISTMAS"
by 69onurmomsdisussy February 6, 2022
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vagina for breakfast

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!
by Scimitar May 25, 2022
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vagina meadow

A phenomenon that occurs when a woman has not shaved her pubic hair in a few days, but there's not enough hair to constitute a forest.
"I haven't showered in three days and now I have a vagina meadow."
by whimmaeha May 13, 2014
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Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.
“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”
by Warm Willy August 8, 2022
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Vagina tool

When a women shoves something up there vagina
by Ahhhhk March 30, 2020
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