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Slap Ass Friday

The Friday of every single week all school year where students sexually harass other students by slapping each other's asses without consent. Students and teachers at the time don't even realize it's sexual harassment because of Rape culture in our society. All in all it's literally normalizing the sexual harassment and reducing the education of personal space and boundaries.
Sally: Oh my god! I totally just got my ass slapped by some random person today!
John: You do realize that's sexual harassment, right?
Sally: NO! THEY TOLD ME IT'S SLAP ASS FRIDAY, It's like an actual thing now.
John: I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment, Sally! That's not okay at all.
by melaninporn January 26, 2016
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slap happy surprise

For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.
She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.
by Paul Trahan April 21, 2003
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Wet hotdog slap

When a hotdog has been soaked for exactly 32 hours, 37 minutes, and 49 seconds, in water that is exactly 43 degrees Fahrenheit with a windspeed of 12 mph. After all that you take out the hotdog the throw it at someone.
Last night I got wet hotdog slapped and it was great”
by Kool kid 68 November 20, 2017
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Slap nut slut

A BBW who likes slapping the nuts of other guys wink wink
Hey that huge girl is a slap nut slut
by Big pappy1 November 13, 2018
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Slap a bulgarian day

Slap any Bulgarian you want on the 23rd March
yes today is slap a Bulgarian day
by DoctorWho135 January 19, 2021
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Slap neck day

Through out this day you are able to neck any one you know or like
Yo its slap neck day lets neck dante!
by bckaara October 1, 2020
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Financial bitch slap

When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.

All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.
That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.
by The_fiscal_patriot December 22, 2020
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