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Cock and Balls

When things are not in your control or a reaction to a lie
Raag: So we are not going to Disney land any more as one of the workers got electrocuted, hence, the park is shut down for a few days.
Kart: Freakin' cock and balls!!!
by Mohyal82 July 3, 2012
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cock whore

woman who is completely addicted to the most prominent male organ. Same as nymph, nympho, nymphomaniac.(Note that "whore" in this context does not usually indicate any payment is made: it simply suggests utter, often gullible submission to the servicing of males, which breeds contempt in others.)
Tray used to be Miss Cock Whore for a few years, but now she's a bit more selective about who can have her.
by kofi May 12, 2003
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Cock Queen

A female who loves the cock so much that she will suck, lick, face-fuck and deep throat one (or more) for hours without expectation of reciprocation or even sex. She gives blow-jobs that are guaranteed to be top-notch, five star, grade A quality. All men will forever compare any future blow jobs to those of the Cock Queen. She is usually ugly, or at best average looking, and tends to be Fat and hungry. Due to her hideousness she is likely to remain undetected by the female population and is a Moped for the many men that she blows.
"That girl Jenny over there is such a Cock Queen."

"Stop dragging your teeth! Where is the Cock Queen when I need her?"
by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007
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Cock Towel

A towel whose sole existence is to clean up after a mess made by a cock; may be used to to clean, shine and maintain one's cock as well.
I had to use my cock towel after things got a little messy last night with Jenny...
by Jewdarican July 28, 2009
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Cock Block

A douche bag who purposely ruins a moment.
During science my class cock blocked john and me. </3
by for Borjy. September 29, 2010
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Gerber cock

Gerber cock is when a guy has a very small penis. So tiny that it's compared to a babies penis.
Holy shit, look at how small that is, Shane has a gerber cock.
by Paulieou5 January 7, 2017
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Cock Fart

When you ejaculate so hard that it makes a farting noise.
Last night I was at my girlfriends house and I cock farted all over her face.
by zSplits December 5, 2018
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