straightgate

When you discover your same-sex lover (actual or potential) is in a relationship with someone of THE OPPOSITE SEX.

You: Sup? You still trying to hook up with what's-her-name?
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!

by MaskedBandits August 27, 2018

scrait

State of lucidity with irreverent and arrogant attitudes. You are very scrait

- Hey, you knew Roman put himself on the table and delivered the speech.
- Already very scrait

by Enyc September 28, 2018

Straightback

When an Italian American male combs his hair back.

When you get older Charlutz, you gotta do a nice straightback like my fatha

by Sonchacho October 5, 2018

Straight up

A phrase used by someone who’s tellinno lie or bein foreal

Yo I’ll kill somebody for my dawg straight up

by Smittycent2330 October 20, 2018

Straight husband

Straight husband.

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy

by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018

Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.

On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.

by CoolW October 24, 2018

straight-edge

never got me through
one single night this cold

but you know how that goes

or maybe you just really don't

I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette

by jesus tapdancing christ October 27, 2018