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Potato

A vegetable that is usually better buttered or width other things.

A nickname used commonly among people who identify, as a freaking potato (me).
Some chick: Hey grams. How long till the potatoes are fully grown

Me: I identify as a hooman, persona, and a fucking potato. Have you seen my baby pics?!?!
by PotatoPersona4Eva May 2, 2018
mugGet the Potatomug.

Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024
mugGet the Raunchy Mashed Potatoesmug.

Potato Drinkers

A derogatory name for Russians due to their proclivity for drinking vodka, which is traditionally distilled from potatoes.
“Let’s beat these potato drinkers!!”

-The U.S.A. Olympic Team, probably
by FlipMeOver July 27, 2021
mugGet the Potato Drinkersmug.

Potato

A potato is the greatest most beautiful person in the world!!

Has great sense of humor and they are comedy gold!!!! They are swag and there nerds! They do what ever they want..sometimes and last but never least

THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN ABOUT 7 - 9 DAYS!!!!!!!
Omg potato”
by Jjjjjjjhjjjdhhdhdj February 10, 2018
mugGet the Potatomug.

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
mugGet the Mashed Potatoesmug.

Potato

Noun A rich or powerful person
The mayor owns half the town, he's the big potato.
by 3PIKC gaemr October 23, 2023
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potato PC

A derogatory term for a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications, such as Android Studio for Flutter development. Using a Potato PC often leads to frustrating performance issues, even causing you to fail your Mobile Programming course.
I tried to build my first Flutter app on my Potato PC, but it crashed every five minutes, and that's how I ended up with an F in my Mobile Programming class!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
mugGet the potato PCmug.

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