pocket stylus

When your penis inadvertently acts as a stylus and performs an operation on your phone.

Background History
If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.

"Can you put your phone in your other pocket?" Your pocket stylus is blowing up my phone.

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

pocket dollar

When you pay for somthing in all crumbled dollars(doesn't have to be a stripper)

Man I'm so broke I had to pat in all pocket dollars

by Bandit18 September 17, 2016

pocket pollo

Pocket pollo is when there is a hole in your pocket and you are playing with your penis through it.

Anthony just ripped a hole in my pocket so I'm going to play some fucking pocket pollo during science class.

by Nelson padillo August 27, 2016

Pocket corgi

When you give someone a Charlie horse into their anus.

Holly crap, Adam have Sally a Pocket Corgi, she's been crying for hours

by Pocket crogis July 20, 2016

Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016

Pocket Syndrome

When one is hanging out with a girl and he or she puts their hands in their pockets

"Hey do you see zach walking with his girl?"
"Yeah he got the pocket syndrome!!"

by Gav T July 2, 2016