fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017

Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021

Return fire

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she spits it back at you

Girl, "Did you enjoy the blowjob?"
Guy,"Yeah. I just wish you didn't return fire"

by John919818 November 20, 2017

Fire and ice

The nickname for putting an ice cube inside a man’s anus while giving him a blowjob with a mouthful of strong bourbon or scotch. (From the 2001 film Center of the World.)

The stripper told Peter Sarsgaard, “The Chinese call it fire and ice” and then stuck an ice cube in his butt, took a swig of booze, and fulfilled his fantasy.

by TheShaddyDoppelganger July 1, 2023

Johnny Fire

Slang for chlamydia

Jeez my Johnny fire bad, it hurts when I pee.
I gave that girl a taste of Johnny fire.

by Bigpaco15 April 1, 2022

dog-on-fire

The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!

dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...

by Justin Vail January 25, 2009

Fire Juul

Like a fire drill. When the fire alarm goes off at your school but it's really just someone hitting the juul in the bathroom.

"We had the fire alarm go off today at school and we had to evacuate and the fire trucks came, but it turns out it was really just another fire juul"

by Imsoimsorbrn October 12, 2018