When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire š„ and burned the building to the ground.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025
Get the Cremation grease fire š„mug. A man, usually in his 30s, notorious for a small willey that over compensates with trying to make catch phrases stick. Secretly likes to dress up as a hunter, only to peep in people's windows...and likes it in the butt..hells fire!!!
I left took my scooter home, front wheel broke I screamed hells fire and came back!
I put fireball up my butt hells fire!
I put fireball up my butt hells fire!
by Neil Mcdonald January 30, 2023
Get the Hells firemug. When you clap her cheeks at high speed making them red and blue then bust into the air showing your love for america
by Siptich April 2, 2019
Get the Fire-cack-hermug. something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it
As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer
Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!
Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!
by tripfliply December 16, 2021
Get the fire urban meyermug. by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018
Get the Chinese fire breathermug. "you really slept with a ginger?'
"hey, you have to douse the fire somehow."
"what were you up to this weekend?"
" I hung out with my girlfriend, we started to fight but I still ended up dousing the fire"
"hey, you have to douse the fire somehow."
"what were you up to this weekend?"
" I hung out with my girlfriend, we started to fight but I still ended up dousing the fire"
by callxmexred August 5, 2023
Get the dousing the firemug. Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.
Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.
by Rock your rockhard October 31, 2021
Get the Ring of Firemug.