not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

fingers of fire

When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure

Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.

by Dcookieboy June 26, 2016

wi-fire

When your wi-fi is spotty for an entire day but is normal the next.

urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!

by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017

fire roasting

Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.

Jim, why are you walking funny?

Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!

by Hootie79 June 15, 2018

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

Fire-Mid

Better than Mid its fire mid

That anime isnt mid its fire-mid

by clips2 January 30, 2022

Fire Carranzanista

A participant in the 2019-20 Fire Carranza movement to oust New York City Schools Chancellor Richard Carranza. Protests were often outside New York City Hall, Tweed Courthouse (headquarters of the New York City Department of Education) and meetings attended by Chancellor Carranza. Protestors often shouted "Fire Carranza!" at these rallies.

A Fire Carranzanista got so riled up he got run down by Richard Carranza's car.

by Bill Florio March 24, 2022