One night stand

An event that happens when you drink too much or you're so terribly desprate for sex, you have a fun night with a stranger only to wake up and know that you have a 50% chance you contracted chlamydia and/or how disappointed God is of you. But it doesn't matter because you'll do it again anyway.

A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.

by an anonymous girl_ZaX November 11, 2017

one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011

twenty one pilots

Two little shits named Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun who like to maintain radio silence for around a year and then suddenly come back in the most cryptic way possible, and then leak songs and make cryptic-ass music videos.

twenty one pilots is such a good band!

by |-/fangirl August 8, 2018

one drop rule

When segregation was practiced in the Southern United States a person that was even the smallest percentage black was simply considered black

Barack Obama is technically biracial but according to the one drop rule he would have simply been considered black.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 12, 2010

tugging one out

the act of masturbating yourself by tugging on your dong

Bill: "hey where's John?"

Frank: "eh, he's probably at home tugging one out"



"nah, i don't think i'm gonna hang out tonight, i'll probably just tug one out and go to bed"

by Mr BigDong July 5, 2008

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 5, 2004