Mouth Pooper Trojan

A Trojan that poops in your mouth.

Today i'm gonna install Mouth Pooper Trojan becuase it's heathy for my and my PC!

by why don't you go outside? January 14, 2021

The Mouth Button

A figurative button one presses by saying something that jinxes a certain scenario.

- Alright! We're on a roll in this game! Nothing's gonna stop us now!
(Character suddenly dies)
- You pressed the mouth button.

by Tyrogarth June 10, 2018

Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

by ten75ice October 13, 2017

Butt to mouth

Where a man has anal and then immediately after has a blowjob. Typically used in porn for the kinky horndogs. Fuckin’ yucky

Person 1: yo my girl agreed to do butt to mouth last night.
Person 2: how did she say it tasted?
Person 1: like shit and she hated it but dude i nut so hard
Person 2: nioce

by Porn_termsicko August 25, 2019

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024

Cockprint mouth

A mouth that sucked a dick while the dick was in “cock print mode” so now the mouth doesn’t even look as attractive as it did before

I didn’t even want to kiss her after she sucked my dick like straight cockprint mouth man

by Puffy vagina serum November 28, 2022

flap mouthed

When you eat so much pussy you start to taste like salmon

Girlfriend: You’ve been kind of flap mouthed but we haven’t had sex?
You: Uhhhh

by SwollenCuntFlaps December 4, 2017