when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong
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who's been through a lot she loves Jesus and her mama. But don't screw over because hell has no fury like a Roseanne Marie.
who's been through a lot she loves Jesus and her mama. But don't screw over because hell has no fury like a Roseanne Marie.
by Dream Rose December 1, 2021
Get the Roseann marie mug.Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.
Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
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A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
🪳Is that girl depressed?
🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.
🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?
🤤Yup.
🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.
🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?
🤤Yup.
by Watson4real February 11, 2024
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The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
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