Meat ridin

To always start joking someone constantly

Dis dude always meat ridin me

by Jiwubwwhiwuesisisisijsinsh8xid May 27, 2020

Seat Meat

The person or persons attached to your project of group assignment that provides absolutely no value to the activity other then keeping a seat at the table warm.

Person 1: "Maybe we should ask Jason to do that."
Person 2: "Don't waste your time. He is just seat meat."

by Man in the White Coat March 9, 2017

meat cape

The giant layer of back fat on the morbidly obese, which impedes the ability to sit back in any seat of any kind.

"Yo, who Precious wearin' last night at the Oscars?"
"I don't know but that meat cape was on!"
"It looked like she had 50 gallons of chocolate pudding riding piggy back."

by pseusie March 7, 2010

Brain Meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, infirm, obese and young. Often craved by zombies and cadaver kids (AKA goths).

q:My brain meats hurt!
a:Could that be because a zombie is munching on them?

by Sangre Meum June 1, 2010

Meat Weasel

A homosexual man who is also very thrifty and cheap.

That Meat Weasel has spent over an hour looking through the clearance rack.

by Hanz79 September 12, 2017

Ho Meat

The substance that makes up a real prostitute.

Look at that ass, she's got real grade A ho meat.

by AwesomeVillage January 20, 2009

Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog January 19, 2016